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You
can learn many things from children. Like how much patience you have |
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Life
for Sale:Cheap....hardly used |
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i'm
a little teapot short and stout...here is my handle here is my note from
my shrink.... she says i'm getting better all the time....last week i
thought i was a toaster oven |
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Life
is like a box of chocolates.......Eat the chocolate......not the box.
Words to live by....lol :) |
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Religion
gives us sticks. Some people use their sticks for WALKING.
Many use their sticks for BEATING. And almost ALL of them CRAM their
sticks down other people's throats ... |
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Reality
is the only word in the english language that should always be in quotes |
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Dog
for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children |
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May
your steps return from all corners of the globe, under the guidance of the star, that points you home |
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You
watch as her softly rounded form is eveloped by the grey mist. You wonder to yourself "Could such a creature actually exist?" In
that space between sleep and waking, she does |
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You
ever wonder if, in the Hanged Man, all the blood runs to his head? |
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May
The Goddess and God Bless you and May you always Walk in The
Light!!! |
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Just
go away and let me sleep, for the love of God! |
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Sometimes,
the only difference between a dream and reality is your
perception of it |
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(_|_)
(_\_) (_|_) (_/_) (_|_) bye folks ...and remember .. good guys finish last.. but boy are their girlfriends ever thankfull |
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If
you wanna touch the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel! |
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Of
course I am crazy but that doesn't mean I am wrong |