D-D-T Chat/Irc Stuff

Quit messages I've seen on IRC that made me
laugh, gag or at least stop and think

21	You can learn many things from children. Like how much patience you have
22	The number you have dialed, 9-1-1 is no longer in service, or has been temporarily been disconnected. if you feel you have reaches this recording in error, please check the number and dial again or dial an operator.
23	Life for Sale:Cheap....hardly used
24	i'm a little teapot short and stout...here is my handle here is my note from my shrink.... she says i'm getting better all the time....last week i thought i was a toaster oven
25	And we read from pleasant bibles that were bound in blood and skin. But the wilderness is gathering all it's children back again.
26	Life is like a box of chocolates.......Eat the chocolate......not the box. Words to live by....lol :)
27	Religion gives us sticks. Some people use their sticks for WALKING. Many use their sticks for BEATING. And almost ALL of them CRAM their sticks down other people's throats ...
28	Reality is the only word in the english language that should always be in quotes
29	Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children
30	May your steps return from all corners of the globe, under the guidance of the star, that points you home
31	You watch as her softly rounded form is eveloped by the grey mist. You wonder to yourself "Could such a creature actually exist?" In that space between sleep and waking, she does
32	You ever wonder if, in the Hanged Man, all the blood runs to his head?
33	May The Goddess and God Bless you and May you always Walk in The Light!!!
34	Just go away and let me sleep, for the love of God!
35	Sometimes, the only difference between a dream and reality is your perception of it
36	(_\|_) (_\_) (_\|_) (_/_) (_\|_) bye folks ...and remember .. good guys finish last.. but boy are their girlfriends ever thankfull
37	If you wanna touch the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel!
38	Of course I am crazy but that doesn't mean I am wrong

Dalnet Abbreviations	IP Record	ASCII Table
Smile Dictionary	Quit Messages	Topics/Quotes
Common Port Numbers, Uses

1	Where do bad folks go when they die?	Nirvana
2	Emptiness Again!! Left alone again!! Left to Question all that's happened!!! And No One cares!! No One Tries!! All that's Left ...Is the Will To Die!!!!
3	Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.	John Milton
4	Don't expect me to die	Nirvana
5	Do you bury me when I’m gone, Do you teach me while I’m here, Just as soon as I belong, Then it’s time I disappear.	Metallica
6	Never murder a man who is committing suicide.	Woodrow Wilson
7	There's a time to live and a time to die	Iron Maiden
8	Only the Good Die Young	Iron Maiden
9	This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.	Winston Churchill
10	I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.	Agatha Christie
11	Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever.	Elisabeth Kuebler-Ross
12	The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins.	Soren Kierkegaard
13	A suicide kills two people . . . that’s what it’s for.	Arthur Miller
14	Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.	John Milton
15	The idea is to die young as late as possible.	Ashley Montagu
16	I desire to go to Hell, not to Heaven. In Hell I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings and princes, but in Heaven are only beggars, monks, hermits and apostles.	Niccolo Machiavelli
17	From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.	Edvard Munch
18	Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill every one, you are an A$$ H0LE	Jean Rostand
19	Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.	Oscar Wilde
20	Winners never quit and quitters never win...